fridgebride:

fridgebride:

where’s that picture of kieran with trixie mattel in the background i just thought of it while i was trying to blow my nose and almost threw up from laughing

2022 started and ended here for me

housmania:

hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though

girlboyfiend:

guildenstern:

peatbogbody:

peatbogbody:

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

don’t forget

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

comphee-deactivated20221228:

everyone shut up. the meaning of life is literally sharing moments with loved ones and baking bread and making soup and splitting clementines and singing songs and looking up at the same moon people thousands of years ago saw and getting that funny feeling in your chest that makes you hope good times like those and more never cease to exist. god

southbreak:

posallys:

i’m literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don’t wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

100% this.

visenyaism:

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

gibbonfan:

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

screenshotsofdespair:

jb-blunk:

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me

mythicalthing:

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits